Sunday, January 24, 2010

Random Tiger Confession of the Day




About two years ago Elin was supposed to have another baby. I hate babies. They disgust me to the point of no return. When she told me the news, I immediately landed my best Rashard Evans-like jab to her uterus. After wrestling her to the ground, I tied her up on the bed where I unleashed about fifteen more blows to the area just below her wasteline. The baby died.

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